that moment when everyone in your class finished the test and you’re the only one doing it
Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.
- october 31st: SPOOOOOOKKKKKY!!!!!!!!!!! buy candy and scaaaary costumes here!!!
- november 1st: JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOO
my kids: sing us a song to sleep
me: I been drinkin….I been drinkin….
people who dont flush the toilet must be eliminated